From the “Ideas Not Ready For Prime Time” Department, we have the latest in food-on-the-go: Breakfast Slurry! Take your favorite breakfast cereal, throw it in the blender with some milk, and blend it to a thick milkshake consistency. Sound delicious? It’s terrible. This isn’t just a good idea with a bad name – no amount of clever marketing can make it unsuckful, so don’t even think of trying this at home. That is all.