More Guy Rules

Rule #1 – It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule #2 – Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

Rule #3 – Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

Rule #4 – Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Rule #5 – When we’re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying “This is our exit” is not necessary.

Rule #6 – Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

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